2005 Legacy: The Into the Blue
“I’m a treasure hunter!” “Looking for spare change in the couch cushions is a hobby, not a career.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Into the Blue
2005 Classic: The Gwen Stefani “Hollaback Girl” Madness
Why the bananas? Because Pharrell and Gwen created the first digital single to sell a million copies, teaching an entire generation how to spell. Part… Read More »2005 Classic: The Gwen Stefani “Hollaback Girl” Madness
2005 Archive: The V for Vendetta
A guy in a mask asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Remember, remember, the 5th of November is when you’re banned if you don’t… Read More »2005 Archive: The V for Vendetta
2003 Legacy: The Hey Ya!
A guy starts shaking his drink violently. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m shaking it like a Polaroid picture! André… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Hey Ya!
2003 Archive: The Finding Nemo Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the shark in Finding Nemo? He argued that “Fish are friends, not food” was a non-binding verbal agreement made under duress.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Finding Nemo Defense
2003 Vintage: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Instantly detecting a minor half-degree temperature drop from three rooms away and loudly demanding to know who left the basement screen door unlatched. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2003 Archive: The Hilary Duff Fan
“Why not take a crazy chance? Why not change the bulb?” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2003 Archive: The Hilary Duff Fan
2003 Vintage: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Port
2001 Legacy: The “You’ve Got Mail” Fatigue
Why did the employee mute his speakers? He couldn’t hear that voice one more time without questioning his life choices. Part of the 79 Office… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “You’ve Got Mail” Fatigue
2000 Vintage: The Diagnosis 2
“You have ‘New Year Fatigue’.” “From partying?” “No, from listening to people talk about their resolutions.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Diagnosis 2