2000 Vintage: The Diagnosis 2

“You have ‘New Year Fatigue’.” “From partying?” “No, from listening to people talk about their resolutions.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero12/07/2005 16:09I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@StoneCold_31603/31/2015 14:43And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Ring_Member_9811/16/2010 01:04Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Runescape_Noob01/03/2006 11:43Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Annoying_Orange05/16/2006 09:45Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!