2013 Legacy: The Downton Abbey Hype
Why didn’t Maggie Smith show up? Because she probably thinks Emmy statuettes are a bit too “nouveau riche” for someone of her lineage. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Downton Abbey Hype
2013 Archive: The “Vine” App Peak
Why were all the scary stories only 6 seconds long? Because in 2013, if you couldn’t haunt someone before the video looped, you weren’t “Vine… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Vine” App Peak
2012 Legacy: The “Suit & Tie” (Wait, that’s early 2013)
JT is already getting his tuxedo ready. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Launch of Tinder
Why were we swiping right? Because 2012 decided that dating should be a high-speed mobile game, turning “true love” into a thumb-based elimination tournament. Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Launch of Tinder
2012 Classic: The End-of-the-World Potluck
The fellowship committee advertising the annual winter dinner as the “Pre-Apocalyptic Potluck,” resulting in a record-breaking twenty-five families bringing heavy potato salads just in case… Read More »2012 Classic: The End-of-the-World Potluck
2012 Legacy: The Katniss Everdeen
“I volunteer! I volunteer as light bulb changer!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his new ‘Paperless Office’ means I have to fill out everything on a touch-screen that doesn’t work. Part… Read More »2011 Archive: The Blood Pressure
2011 Archive: The Minecraft “Creeper” Joke
Why did the IT guy jump? Someone made his ringtone a “Hissing” sound. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011 “Siri & Google+” Edition… Read More »2011 Archive: The Minecraft “Creeper” Joke
2010 Legacy: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The FIFA World Cup “Jabulani”
Why was the ball flying into the stands? Because the ball was so aerodynamic that even the goalkeepers thought it was possessed by a ghost.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The FIFA World Cup “Jabulani”