A parishioner entering the confessional box and keeping his high-end wireless headphones resting around his neck, completely confusing the priest who thinks it is a… Read More »2022 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
One, but it takes them six tries. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (G-L-A-S-S). Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wordle Addict
“You stop breathing.” “I’m just enjoying the silence of not being on a call.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Sleep Study
She tried to return a baguette because it was “insufficiently French.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Classic: The Supermarket
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
I’m “whining” about the “return to office.” Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
1995: ARCHIVED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
Why a milestone? Because it was the grand finale of the “Streaming Wars” prelude, the year the “One Billion Dollar” club became a crowded house,… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Final Industry Vibe
Why was the geometry lesson delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively slamming a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2019 Archive: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
Why was everyone “throwing it back”? Because 2019 was the year TikTok started dictating the physical movements of every person under the age of 25.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Vibe” by Cookie Kawaii
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