A parishioner entering the confessional box and keeping his high-end wireless headphones resting around his neck, completely confusing the priest who thinks it is a piece of medical monitoring equipment.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.