2019 Archive: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts plant-based?” “They’re peanuts, Dave. They were never animals.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bar Snack
2019 Legacy: The “Vibe” by Cookie Kawaii
Why was everyone “throwing it back”? Because 2019 was the year TikTok started dictating the physical movements of every person under the age of 25.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Vibe” by Cookie Kawaii
2018 Legacy: The Screen Time
Apple added the “Screen Time” feature. My wife saw that I spent 12 hours on “Fantasy Football” last week. I told her it’s a glitch… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Screen Time
2018 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
Why did The Shape of Water win? Because they made a 1960s laboratory look like the most romantic place on Earth. Part of the 42… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
2017 Legacy: The Power Rangers
“It’s morphin’ time!” “Go ‘morph’ into someone who knows how to fold a fitted sheet.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Power Rangers
2016 Legacy: The E-mail Thread
She’s started using “Priority Inbox.” My e-mails are filtered into a folder she renamed “Excuses & Fairy Tales.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The E-mail Thread
2015 Legacy: The BB-8
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / BB. / BB who? / BB-8 (Be-be-ate) my homework, can I come in? Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2015 Legacy: The BB-8
2014 Archive: The Annabelle Doll
Why the rocking chair? For a spin-off that proved that even a porcelain doll can be a movie star if she just sits still and… Read More »2014 Archive: The Annabelle Doll
2013 Legacy: The Jennifer Lawrence “Shampoo Bottle” Speech
Why was it so funny? Because she admitted she was just happy the stairs didn’t win. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo,… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Jennifer Lawrence “Shampoo Bottle” Speech
2013 Archive: The “Vine” App Peak
Why were all the scary stories only 6 seconds long? Because in 2013, if you couldn’t haunt someone before the video looped, you weren’t “Vine… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Vine” App Peak