2009 Legacy: The Draft Beer
“Reliable, cold, and not digital.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why Indiana Jones 4? For proving that some treasures are better left buried, especially if they involve Shia LaBeouf swinging on vines with monkeys. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2008 Archive: The Zeljko Ivanek Upset
Why the Damages win? For having the hardest name for the orchestra to announce correctly on the first try. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2008 Archive: The Zeljko Ivanek Upset
2007 Legacy: The Wii Bowling Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling night in the fellowship hall, resulting in three elderly ladies accidentally throwing the plastic remote controllers straight into… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Wii Bowling Tournament
2007 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2007 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2006 Legacy: The Dreamgirls Vocals
Why Jennifer Hudson? For a performance so powerful it made everyone forget that Beyoncé was actually the lead in the movie. Part of the 38… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Dreamgirls Vocals
2006 Archive: The Narcissist
“Doctor, I’m the most humble person I know.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Pussycat Dolls
“Buttons.” She told me to “loosen up her buttons.” I told her I can’t even find the buttons on the new universal remote. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Pussycat Dolls
2006 Vintage: The Jägerbomb
Still the undisputed king of bad decisions in 2006. Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Pursuit of Happyness Tears
Why Will Smith? For a movie designed to make you feel bad about your life for 110 minutes before giving you exactly 5 minutes of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Pursuit of Happyness Tears