2009 Legacy: The Draft Beer

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero03/01/2008 04:02I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Frasier_Crane08/26/1998 05:05I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Kazaa_Leecher12/06/1998 10:07I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Pedro_For_Pres09/30/1999 19:52Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Lag_Victim_0103/02/2015 10:57I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Joe_Cartoon_G01/19/1999 17:08Press the button for more humor!