2006 Archive: The Narcissist

“Doctor, I’m the most humble person I know.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

@Burning_CDs02/02/2009 22:42I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Dorm_Room_Hero10/15/2005 06:19My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/14/2005 10:33Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Hide_The_Pain_H06/29/2000 12:45I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@WordPress_Fan_0303/07/1999 14:35The best thing since version 1.0!

@Mind_Blown_Gif09/23/2005 14:53*Boom* - there goes my brain!