2000 Vintage: The Diagnosis 2
“You have ‘New Year Fatigue’.” “From partying?” “No, from listening to people talk about their resolutions.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Diagnosis 2
1999 Legacy: The Survivalist
A guy walks into a bar with 40 gallons of bottled water. The bartender says, “We have a sink, you know.” The guy whispers, “Not… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Survivalist
1998 Classic: The Blood Test
“You have high iron.” “Is that good?” “Only if you want to be a magnet.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills… Read More »1998 Classic: The Blood Test
1997 Legacy: Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
Why did these two kids from Boston win an Oscar? Because Good Will Hunting proved that if you’re smart enough to solve a chalkboard equation, you’re smart… Read More »1997 Legacy: Ben Affleck & Matt Damon
1997 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A “USB.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Classic: The Little Bee
1997 Classic: The Smashing Pumpkins
Why did “1979” win Hard Rock? Because Billy Corgan’s shaved head was the most recognizable silhouette in music, and the Academy finally figured out which… Read More »1997 Classic: The Smashing Pumpkins
1996 Vintage: Slobodan Milošević
Why was he the “guarantor of peace” in Dayton and a villain again a year later? Because in Balkan politics, a “guarantee” has a shorter… Read More »1996 Vintage: Slobodan Milošević
1996 Classic: The “Los Del Rio” Nightmare
Why is this song still playing? Because in 1996, the Macarena was legally required to be played at least four times per hour by local… Read More »1996 Classic: The “Los Del Rio” Nightmare