Why did “1979” win Hard Rock? Because Billy Corgan’s shaved head was the most recognizable silhouette in music, and the Academy finally figured out which “Alternative” band was which.
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🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Best Global Music Album
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34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997 “Falling Into You & Odelay” Edition
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2024 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
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2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
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2024 Classic: Best R&B Performance
Why "ICU"? Because Coco Jones has a voice that can literally wake...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
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2024 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance
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2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
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But you have heard of this joke!
A joke for the end of the world.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
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The cat is just sitting there laughing!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
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