1998 Classic: The Blood Test

“You have high iron.” “Is that good?” “Only if you want to be a magnet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex06/26/1997 20:41I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Java_Applet_User08/20/1999 22:11This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Britney_Spears_Fan07/27/2008 18:07Oops, I laughed again!

@Tech_Support_Guy05/05/2010 11:19Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Linux_Distro_User03/07/2005 21:10Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Web_Counter_9904/21/2004 23:31I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/17/2010 05:03Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.