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2007 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept

The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to park a delivery vehicle outside the chapel windows.

Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman10/13/2002 21:18Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan02/01/2005 04:01I am crying... with laughter!
@Coffee_Addict03/17/1996 16:36404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/11/2004 00:05Silently laughing in the snow.
@Evil_Kermit_M09/18/2013 18:13Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Guestbook_Signer09/10/2013 21:58Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Reddit_Original06/04/2008 20:59The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Lag_Victim_0108/09/2014 21:00I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Captain_Obvious12/15/1995 10:22This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Cloud_Computing12/16/2012 23:02Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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