2000 Classic: The Page
I’m a bookworm. I’m just turning the century. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Librarian
“I’ve archived the burnt-out bulb in the ‘Historical Failures’ section.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The “All the Small Things” Vibe
Why was the BBQ so “Punk”? Because Blink-182 made us feel like it was perfectly normal to run through the neighborhood in our underwear (though… Read More »1999 Archive: The “All the Small Things” Vibe
1998 Classic: The Cable vs. Network War
Why was it heating up? Because HBO was starting to act like the cool kid at the party who brought better snacks. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Cable vs. Network War
1998 Classic: Rugrats Movie
Why did the toddlers take over? Because the Rugrats hit the big screen, and suddenly every baby in the house thought they were Tommy Pickles. Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: Rugrats Movie
1997 Classic: The Encyclopedia Encarta Maze
Spending two hours clicking on random hyperlinks in the digital encyclopedia instead of actually writing the paragraphs for your geography report. Part of the 36… Read More »1997 Classic: The Encyclopedia Encarta Maze
1997 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Honeydew
1997 Vintage: The Orange
I’m a citrus. Orange you glad I’m here? Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: Spice Girls
Why did Santa need extra glitter in 1996? Because “Girl Power” was the number one request, and he had to figure out how to fit… Read More »1996 Archive: Spice Girls
1995 Archive: The Suitcase
She never packs light. She brings enough clothes to stay for a decade. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Archive: The Suitcase