2000 Classic: The Page

I’m a bookworm. I’m just turning the century.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin09/13/2015 17:33P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Napster_Leech11/09/2004 14:28Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Floppy_Fanatic07/25/2012 06:33Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Starship_Troopers04/20/2004 16:58I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/12/2000 05:46Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Space_Jam_Lola05/24/2000 00:59Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@HotBot_User04/08/2010 18:13Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Spawn_Camper_J06/29/2013 07:41I’m staying right here until I read every joke.