2002 Archive: The Enron Hearings
Why were the CEOs in Washington so much? To prove that “Creative Accounting” is just like “Political Rhetoric”—it sounds great until someone checks the math.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Enron Hearings
2002 Classic: The Minority Report
A guy tries to order a drink by waving his hands in the air. The bartender says, “I’m not Tom Cruise, and those aren’t holograms.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Minority Report
2002 Classic: The Two Towers Battle
I just watched the Battle of Helm’s Deep, and now my local park looks incredibly boring. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro… Read More »2002 Classic: The Two Towers Battle
2002 Legacy: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Little Frog
2001 Vintage: The Supermarket Register Audit
Holding up a line of fifteen people at the grocery store to loudly argue that the computer scanner overcharged you by four cents on a… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Supermarket Register Audit
2001 Archive: Best Dance Recording
Why “Who Let the Dogs Out”? Because 2001 was a strange, dark time for our ears. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely… Read More »2001 Archive: Best Dance Recording
2001 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Hasim Rahman I
Why was the world upside down? Because Rahman landed one punch in South Africa and sent the Heavyweight King to the canvas in the biggest… Read More »2001 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Hasim Rahman I
2001 Archive: The Mouse
I’m a gamer. I’m just “clicking” with the team. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Page
I’m a bookworm. I’m just turning the century. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah good place to buy a PC? Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Noah