2007 Vintage: The Eddie Murphy Snub
Why didn’t he win for Dreamgirls? Because Norbit came out two weeks before the voting, reminding the Academy that even legends have bad days. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Eddie Murphy Snub
2006 Vintage: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Orange (End)
2005 Legacy: The Angela Merkel Election
Why was Bush happy? Because he finally had a partner in Europe who could explain to him why Germany’s “no” actually meant “not right now.”… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Angela Merkel Election
2004 Legacy: The Ant
I’m “working” on my Top Friends list. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Gwen Stefani “Love. Angel. Music. Baby.”
Why the Harajuku Girls? Because Gwen left rock behind to become a pop-art icon, teaching us all how to spell “B-A-N-A-N-A-S.” Part of the 42… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Gwen Stefani “Love. Angel. Music. Baby.”
2004 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2004 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2003 Legacy: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Return of the King! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Lettuce
2003 Legacy: The Boss’s Tribute
Why did The Rising win so many Rock awards? Because Bruce Springsteen turned a national tragedy into a Grammy-winning masterpiece, and nobody says “no” to… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Boss’s Tribute
2003 Classic: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: 50 Cent – “In Da Club”
Why was the baby’s first Christmas so “hard”? Because everyone was singing “Go shorty, it’s your birthday” despite the fact that it was actually Jesus’… Read More »2003 Archive: 50 Cent – “In Da Club”