Why didn’t he win for Dreamgirls? Because Norbit came out two weeks before the voting, reminding the Academy that even legends have bad days.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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