2016 Legacy: The Sitcom
She says Fuller House is about her life, except our house is “Empty… of any signs of maturity.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Sitcom
2016 Classic: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2016 Vintage: The “Fake News” Birth
Why did the term start in 2016? Because we realized that a “Teenager in Macedonia” could influence an election faster than the New York Times.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Fake News” Birth
2015 Vintage: The Su-24 Shootdown
Why was the Turkey-Russia border so tense in 2015? Because Turkey proved that “17 seconds of airspace violation” is more than enough time to start… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Su-24 Shootdown
2015 Classic: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Charging Station” that didn’t include a “Billable Electricity” surcharge. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: The Library
2015 Classic: The Jamie Vardy Goal Streak
Why was he having a party? Because he scored in 11 straight Premier League games, going from a factory worker to a legend in record… Read More »2015 Classic: The Jamie Vardy Goal Streak
2015 Vintage: The Supermarket
She tried to return a pineapple because it was “too prickly for a Monday.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch &… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Supermarket
2014 Archive: The Ed Sheeran “Thinking Out Loud”
Why were all the couples dancing in the aisle? Because Ed made “70-year-old love” a 2014 requirement. Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Archive: The Ed Sheeran “Thinking Out Loud”
2014 Classic: The Uber Everywhere
Why was the traveler standing on a random corner in London? Because he’d deleted his taxi numbers and was waiting for a “prius with water… Read More »2014 Classic: The Uber Everywhere
2014 Classic: Gwyneth Paltrow
Why did the world learn a new phrase in 2014? Because Gwyneth and Chris Martin didn’t “break up”—they “consciously uncoupled,” making regular divorces look like… Read More »2014 Classic: Gwyneth Paltrow