2023 Vintage: The Haunted Mansion
I told her the house is haunted. She said, “It’s ‘haunted’ by the ghost of the man who promised to fix the sink in 2021.”… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Haunted Mansion
2023 Classic: The 2023 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Drone”? Because from the “Kremlin Roof” to the “Trenches of Bakhmut,” everyone realized the 21st century is being… Read More »2023 Classic: The 2023 Final Vibe
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon
Three and a half hours. My husband: “This is a masterpiece.” Me: “This is a reason to buy a more comfortable sofa.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon
2022 Classic: The Death of Taylor Hawkins
Why the “My Hero” silence? For the heartbreaking loss of the Foo Fighters’ heartbeat, leaving a void in the rock world that can never be… Read More »2022 Classic: The Death of Taylor Hawkins
2022 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka to LIV
Why was he the “villain”? Because he said he only cared about Majors, then moved to a league with no Majors, proving that “Money” is… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka to LIV
2022 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2021 Classic: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The French Dispatch Aesthetic
It’s the most “Wes Anderson” Wes Anderson movie ever made. It’s 100% symmetrical. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Classic: The French Dispatch Aesthetic
2021 Classic: The Suns’ 2-0 Finals Lead
Why was Phoenix so hot and then so cold? Because they were two wins away from a ring until Giannis decided that “The Valley” was… Read More »2021 Classic: The Suns’ 2-0 Finals Lead
2020 Vintage: Tenet
Why was the plot so confusing? Because Christopher Nolan decided that in 2020, we needed a movie where people talk backwards, mostly because we all… Read More »2020 Vintage: Tenet