Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2022 “QR Code Menus, Wordle Obsession & AI Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Found this on the deep end of the net.