Why was he the “villain”? Because he said he only cared about Majors, then moved to a league with no Majors, proving that “Money” is the best motivator.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson "Hall of Fame"
Why was the #48 car in a museum? Because Jimmie was finally induc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
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2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
The future is laughing at us.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
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