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2019 Legacy: The Joker Movie

 Why did the lawyer represent Arthur Fleck? He argued that “society” was a co-defendant with unlimited liability.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Legal Fee Paradox
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The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
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In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
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The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
 He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King07/31/1999 02:53Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Simpson_Quotes06/04/2007 21:34D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/09/2014 21:50I am crying... with laughter!
@WiFi_Zero_One05/27/2003 16:47Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Magic_SchoolBus09/26/2007 12:39Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Numa_Numa_Guy10/19/2005 20:58Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Netscape_Now_B02/15/2009 13:50I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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