2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon

Three and a half hours. My husband: “This is a masterpiece.” Me: “This is a reason to buy a more comfortable sofa.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

@Oracle_Says03/07/2014 15:46I knew you’d laugh at this.

@BackToFuture_M01/14/2006 11:50Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Dodgeball_Pat06/23/2011 22:22If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@White_Goodman_G07/08/2010 05:40We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Badger_Badger_M08/11/2014 12:14Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Leave_Britney_A11/30/1998 05:15Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Overly_Attached12/12/2007 16:47I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/13/2010 00:12Laughing at the security of my own ribs!