Why was he having a party? Because he scored in 11 straight Premier League games, going from a factory worker to a legend in record time.
Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Oops, I laughed again!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
That still only counts as one laugh!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Very nice! Great success!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!