2014 Classic: The Divergent Factions
I’m a “Pizza-Eater,” which isn’t one of the five factions, but it should be. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive.… Read More »2014 Classic: The Divergent Factions
2013 Archive: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it doesn’t even have a font on the label.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era… Read More »2013 Archive: The Generic 2
2012 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Red” Evolution
Why the 22? Because Taylor traded the banjo for Max Martin’s pop production, reminding us that we were all “happy, free, confused, and lonely” at… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Red” Evolution
2011 Classic: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of gamers. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Librarian
“Quiet! The darkness is the most peaceful chapter of the day.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Archive: The Librarian
2010 Vintage: The “Fuck You” CeeLo Green
The most polite way to be incredibly rude on the radio ever invented. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Fuck You” CeeLo Green
2010 Classic: The “Teenage Dream” Nostalgia
Katy Perry is singing about being seventeen, and I’m twenty-eight and still can’t figure out how to do my taxes. Part of the 72 Observational… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Teenage Dream” Nostalgia
2009 Legacy: The Alice in Chains “Black Gives Way to Blue”
Why the return? For the band proving they could honor Layne Staley’s memory while moving forward with a powerful new voice. Part of the 42… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Alice in Chains “Black Gives Way to Blue”
2008 Legacy: The Draft Beer
“Reliable, unlike my 401k.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Burn After Reading Stupidity
Brad Pitt in a gym suit being an idiot is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Burn After Reading Stupidity