Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Charging Station” that didn’t include a “Billable Electricity” surcharge.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
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2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
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53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
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The Speeding Ticket
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
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44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
One billion... laughs!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.