Why did Santa need extra glitter in 1996? Because “Girl Power” was the number one request, and he had to figure out how to fit five British pop stars and their platform boots onto one sleigh.
Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!