1999 Classic: The Librarian

“I’ve archived the burnt-out bulb in the ‘Historical Failures’ section.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

@Java_Applet_User10/16/2013 11:11This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Beverly_Hills_9021003/06/2014 05:00The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/20/2007 11:41One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan08/06/2005 03:22Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Chain_Mail_Hater10/21/1998 18:36I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Dark_Web_Joker10/24/2009 15:05Found this on the deep end of the net.

@iPhone_User_0711/25/2001 07:34There’s an app for that? No, just this site!