Why was the BBQ so “Punk”? Because Blink-182 made us feel like it was perfectly normal to run through the neighborhood in our underwear (though the neighbors disagreed).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!