1998 Classic: Rugrats Movie

Why did the toddlers take over? Because the Rugrats hit the big screen, and suddenly every baby in the house thought they were Tommy Pickles.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

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@WinAmp_Shaker10/06/2000 19:16It really whips the llama's ass!

@PalmPilot_Pro07/09/1998 10:27Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Msdos_Expert06/22/2008 07:01DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Winamp_Playlist04/03/2003 08:48Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Silk_Road_Ghost10/23/1996 09:19Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Distracted_Boy04/14/1997 14:19Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Llamas_With_Hats01/23/2000 18:57Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/16/1995 16:30My mind is blown by how funny this is.