2014 Vintage: The Fault in Our Stars Tissues
Why the “Okay”? For a movie that made every teenager in 2014 realize that falling in love is beautiful, but it usually involves a lot… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Fault in Our Stars Tissues
2013 Vintage: The Rush Movie
“I’m a Formula 1 driver!” “You’re a commuter in a minivan. The only ‘rush’ you’re in is to get to the bathroom.” Part of the 55… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Rush Movie
2013 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Honeydew
2010 Archive: The Cloud Storage
Why did the lawyer move his files to the cloud? So he could tell the judge his evidence was “currently in a state of atmospheric… Read More »2010 Archive: The Cloud Storage
2010 Legacy: The Prince of Persia Parkour
Jake Gyllenhaal is jumping off walls. 2010 is the year of the “video game movie that isn’t half bad.” Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Prince of Persia Parkour
2009 Legacy: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Twitter Blue” font? He wanted the client to think the bill was “verified” and unchangeable. Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Small Print
2009 Legacy: The Unfriend
We had an argument. She didn’t just stop talking to me; she “unfriended” me on Facebook. Now I have to look through the window to… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Unfriend
2009 Archive: The Windows Screen Saver Trance
Sitting perfectly still on an office chair for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the computer’s “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2009 Archive: The Windows Screen Saver Trance
2008 Archive: Twilight
Why did the teenage girls refuse to eat the roasted turkey? Because after the movie premiered, they preferred a “vampire diet,” and Robert Pattinson made… Read More »2008 Archive: Twilight
2007 Vintage: The Halo 3 Launch
“Finish the fight!” “I’ll ‘finish the fight’ as soon as I finish this pizza and my wife stops asking me to ‘participate in the family’.” Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Halo 3 Launch