2002 Archive: The Mr. Deeds Inheritance
Why was everyone being so nice? Because Adam Sandler made us think that being a billionaire meant buying pizza for the whole town square. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The Mr. Deeds Inheritance
2002 Archive: The Tequila
A guy takes a shot and forgets what year it is. The bartender says, “Mission accomplished.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man… Read More »2002 Archive: The Tequila
2002 Classic: The LCD Monitor Ghosting
Why did the spreadsheet look like it was moving? It wasn’t; the 2002 LCD screen just couldn’t keep up with the mouse cursor. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The LCD Monitor Ghosting
2002 Vintage: The Robotic Assistant
My surgeon said he was using a robot for my gallbladder. I asked if it was smart. He said, “It’s brilliant, but it keeps trying… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Robotic Assistant
2001 Classic: The Trash Can
I’m a janitor. I’m just “recycling” old jokes. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The “Fallin'” Anthem
Why was the mood so soulful? Because Alicia Keys arrived, and “I keep on fallin’” became the official song for anyone who tripped over a… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Fallin’” Anthem
2001 Legacy: The Britney vs. Justin
Why did the couple at the gate look so weird? Because they were wearing matching head-to-toe denim outfits and genuinely believed they were the height… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Britney vs. Justin
2000 Archive: The ICQ Flower
Why was it red? Because the intern was “Do Not Disturb” (but actually just playing Minesweeper). Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Archive: The ICQ Flower
2000 Legacy: Best Spoken Word Album
Why The Autobiography of Martin Luther King, Jr.? Because some things are just more important than pop music. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: Best Spoken Word Album
1999 Vintage: The Matrix Sequel
“I can’t wait for the sequels!” “Why? You didn’t even understand the first one.” “I just liked the leather coats, okay?” Part of the 56… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Matrix Sequel