1999 Legacy: The Y2K Preparation
A guy is buying thousands of cans of beans and 500 boxes of condoms. The cashier asks, “Expecting a long apocalypse?” The guy says, “No,… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Y2K Preparation
1999 Vintage: The Matrix Sequel
“I can’t wait for the sequels!” “Why? You didn’t even understand the first one.” “I just liked the leather coats, okay?” Part of the 56… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Matrix Sequel
1999 Legacy: The Camera
She thinks digital zoom is “cheating.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The American Pie
We went to the movies. Now he can’t look at a dessert without laughing. I’ve banned baked goods from the house. Part of the 60… Read More »1999 Classic: The American Pie
1999 Legacy: The Fake Noodle
What do you call an imposter noodle? An Impasta. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Dial-Up Heart
“Your heart sounds like a 56k modem,” the doctor said. “I can’t tell if you’re having a palpitation or just trying to connect to AOL.”… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Dial-Up Heart
1998 Vintage: The Titanic Sequel
“Why is the Clinton scandal like the movie Titanic?” “Because everybody knows it’s going down, but the band (The Democrats) keeps playing like everything is fine.”… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Titanic Sequel
1998 Classic: Best Jazz Instrumental
Why Joe Henderson? Because he’s a legend, and the Grammys know a “Safe Bet” when they see one. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: Best Jazz Instrumental
1997 Vintage: The AOL Chatroom Fellowship
The youth group trying to organize a “virtual Bible study” in an AOL chatroom, only for half the participants to get disconnected when their parents… Read More »1997 Vintage: The AOL Chatroom Fellowship
1996 Vintage: The EKG
The EKG machine started smoking. The doctor said, “Don’t worry, that’s just your internal fire.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care… Read More »1996 Vintage: The EKG