What do you call an imposter noodle? An Impasta.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The power of three... laughs!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!