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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

@Charmed_Ones03/25/2014 19:45The power of three... laughs!

@HTML_Hacker08/15/1998 01:39<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Sion_Partier01/29/2007 09:27The last city on Earth loves this one!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/03/1995 12:38Silently laughing in the snow.

@Ermahgerd_Girl09/17/2013 08:17ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Infoseek_Explorer07/02/1995 18:12Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.