2007 Vintage: The Office
“Your office is very beige.” “It’s ‘Calming Neutral’. It costs more than white.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Office
2007 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Family” News
Why was he taking a break? Because his daughter Sam was born, and for a few months, a diaper change was more important than a… Read More »2007 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Family” News
2007 Classic: The Napoleon Complex
“I think I’m a world leader.” “Sir, you’re just a moderator on a very small Tolkien forum.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Classic: The Napoleon Complex
2006 Vintage: The Basic Instinct 2 Sinkhole
Why did it win 4 Razzies? Because Sharon Stone tried to bring back the steaminess of the original, but the only thing steaming was the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Basic Instinct 2 Sinkhole
2005 Legacy: The Desperate Housewives Duel
Why were Felicity Huffman and Teri Hatcher the talk of the night? Because the off-screen drama between the housewives was more intense than any plot… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Desperate Housewives Duel
2005 Archive: Constantine
Why was the detective smoking so much? Because Keanu Reeves was busy punching demons back to hell, and he looked cool doing it in a… Read More »2005 Archive: Constantine
2003 Vintage: The Scared Bird
Why did the eagle get a promotion? He had a “bird’s eye” view of the company. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Scared Bird
2003 Legacy: The Compact Flash Card
Why was it so chunky? Because 2003-level memory needed the physical space of a large postage stamp. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Compact Flash Card
2003 Archive: MySpace
Why was the teenager so stressed during dinner? Because he had to decide if Grandma made the “Top 8” on his profile, or if she… Read More »2003 Archive: MySpace
2003 Classic: The Thierry Henry Dominance
Why was Arsenal so “Invincible” (almost)? Because Henry was running past defenders so fast they were getting windburn in the North London derby. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Thierry Henry Dominance