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2005 Archive: Constantine

Why was the detective smoking so much? Because Keanu Reeves was busy punching demons back to hell, and he looked cool doing it in a wet trench coat.

Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

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2023 Classic: John Wick
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37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
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2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Derek06/13/2008 11:03What is this? A joke for ants?
@Startup_Kid10/08/2013 23:19Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@SoulSeek_Fan02/04/2005 13:39Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Total_Recall_Fan01/14/2010 01:03Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/08/2005 10:36In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller08/29/1997 19:51Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Uncle_Rico_9812/14/2000 23:07I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Guestbook_Signer06/14/2003 00:46Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club01/17/2012 01:11All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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