Why was he taking a break? Because his daughter Sam was born, and for a few months, a diaper change was more important than a birdie putt.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
This is why we need the internet.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!