My surgeon said he was using a robot for my gallbladder. I asked if it was smart. He said, “It’s brilliant, but it keeps trying to ‘Update’ itself every time I get near the liver.”
Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Nurse
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66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
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The Mirror Diagnosis
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
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55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.