2023 Archive: The Tube Strike
Why was the tourist walking 8 miles in London? Because “The Tube” was on strike and he realized that Google Maps’ “15-minute walk” is actually… Read More »2023 Archive: The Tube Strike
2023 Legacy: The “I’m Just Ken” Ballad
Why did the White House staff sing it? Because most of them felt like they were “Just Ken” in a world where the “Presidential Barbie”… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “I’m Just Ken” Ballad
2022 Classic: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition… Read More »2022 Classic: The Scared Road
2021 Classic: The “Information Operations” on TikTok
Why did the Marines start dancing? To prove that “Modern Recruitment” is 10% combat training and 90% viral algorithm optimization. Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Information Operations” on TikTok
2021 Legacy: The “Peppa Pig” vs. “Kanye” Beef
Why was the cartoon pig winning? Because Peppa’s album got a better review than Donda, and the internet lived for the drama. Part of the 38… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Peppa Pig” vs. “Kanye” Beef
2020 Archive: Hamilton on Disney+
Why was the 4th of July in December? Because the musical finally hit streaming, and we spent the rest of the year singing about “The… Read More »2020 Archive: Hamilton on Disney+
2020 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
The online missionary report coming to a complete stop because the video feed kept cutting out every thirty seconds due to a sudden rainstorm affecting… Read More »2020 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
2019 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Radio
2019 Archive: The Bradley Cooper Snub
Why wasn’t he nominated for Best Director? Because the Academy decided that being a movie star, a singer, and a director was just too much… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bradley Cooper Snub
2019 Vintage: The Pope and the Amazon Synod
Why were there wooden statues in the Vatican? To remind everyone that “Climate Change” is also a spiritual crisis, even if some Cardinals still think… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Pope and the Amazon Synod