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2015 Classic: The “French” Response to Paris Attacks

Why did the Charles de Gaulle carrier move so fast? To show that when you mess with France, the “Response” arrives with a very elegant, nuclear-powered vengeance.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Requiem_Dreamer09/22/2008 15:55That was intense... and funny!
@Bill_Nye_Fan01/07/2006 10:58Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
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@Goonies_Never_D03/02/2010 11:45Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Blogger_Default09/14/2003 20:46Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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