She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2007 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty... read more »
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty... read more »
2. 1999 Archive: The Restaurant
She asked the chef if the soup had been "vetted by a committee."Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jok... read more »
She asked the chef if the soup had been "vetted by a committee."Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jok... read more »
3. 2011 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a cabbage because it was "unnecessarily round."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
She tried to return a cabbage because it was "unnecessarily round."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
4. 2024 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make "Battery Full" sound like a disappointment.Part of the 62 Mot... read more »
She’s the only person who can make "Battery Full" sound like a disappointment.Part of the 62 Mot... read more »
5. 2000 Archive: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so wide I can’t see the TV from the next room.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jok... read more »
Her Sunday hat is so wide I can’t see the TV from the next room.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jok... read more »
6. 2007 Archive: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the "iPhone Compatible" version of our wedding video, edited for "maximum r... read more »
She’s trying to sell the "iPhone Compatible" version of our wedding video, edited for "maximum r... read more »
7. 1998 Archive: The Birdhouse
She says the birds in our yard are "low-class."Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Sta... read more »
She says the birds in our yard are "low-class."Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Sta... read more »
8. 2020 Classic: The Smart Home (Part 4)
She told Alexa to "Order a new son-in-law with Prime delivery." Alexa said, "I’m sorry, that ite... read more »
She told Alexa to "Order a new son-in-law with Prime delivery." Alexa said, "I’m sorry, that ite... read more »
9. 2010 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a "shortcut through a co... read more »
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a "shortcut through a co... read more »
10. 2011 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a "shortcut through a hi... read more »
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a "shortcut through a hi... read more »
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[1998-06-14 ARCHIVE_LOG]Kernel_Panic_98: This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
[1997-10-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Oracle_Says: I knew you’d laugh at this.
[2010-10-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Dancing_Baby_96: Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
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[2004-03-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]David_After_Dent: Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
[1998-05-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]I_See_What_You: I see what you did there. Clever!
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