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1995 Vintage: The Johnny Depp Weirdness

Why Don Juan DeMarco? For proving that Johnny Depp’s career plan was to never play a normal person if a hat or a cape was available.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/23/2005 10:14With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@X-Gen_Mark07/03/2012 00:18This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Shrek_Donkey05/12/2001 07:06And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Trinity_Matrix10/26/2009 07:34Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/25/2006 23:02Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Nirvana_Teen06/30/1999 17:27Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Arthas_Fan_0207/02/2003 01:14Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Happy_Tree_Fans11/19/2007 06:20So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Tablet_User_1010/18/2003 21:39Tapping my way to a good mood.

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