2023 Legacy: The “Angela Bassett Did The Thing” Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBose gave us the most awkward and iconic tribute of the year. Part of… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Angela Bassett Did The Thing” Rap
2022 Vintage: The WhatsApp “Leave Group Silently”
Why did the manager feel lonely? Because he looked at the group chat and realized five people “ninja-vanished” without a trace. Part of the 74… Read More »2022 Vintage: The WhatsApp “Leave Group Silently”
2022 Legacy: The Amanda Seyfried “Dropout” Win
Why? For a performance so accurate that Elizabeth Holmes probably tried to claim the Emmy was hers. Part of the 32 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Amanda Seyfried “Dropout” Win
2022 Classic: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the 2022 vibe. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens)
Why was the gift exchange so confusing? Because Dad “bought” Mom a digital picture of a bored monkey for $50,000, and she was upset because… Read More »2021 Legacy: NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens)
2021 Vintage: The Spider-Man No Way Home Hype
The high school hallways turning into an absolute rumor mill in November, with students trading low-quality internet leaks to prove three different actors were going… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Spider-Man No Way Home Hype
2020 Classic: The Parasite (Oscars)
A movie about a basement won Best Picture. It really “sub-level”-ed my expectations for Hollywood. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On… Read More »2020 Classic: The Parasite (Oscars)
2020 Legacy: The Car Trip
We drove to the drive-thru. She said the menu was “too demanding.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Car Trip
2019 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2018 Archive: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up on my levels. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified