2018 Archive: The Tomato

I’m “ketching” up on my levels.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/18/1998 03:58This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz09/11/2001 15:43The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/24/2005 14:27He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/01/2001 23:29Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Magic_SchoolBus02/01/2010 16:29Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Scumbag_Steve_X05/04/2015 04:59Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Selfie_King_0511/11/1997 07:26Taking a photo of me laughing!