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2019 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Avengers: Endgame marking the page.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1605/10/1998 11:09I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Baywatch_Runner11/29/2013 23:14Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Flashdance_What11/05/2014 01:11What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Baxter_The_Dog09/08/2010 21:46Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat11/02/2006 04:59Heh heh heh. Good one.

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