2017 Vintage: The Reflex

He hit my knee. My phone recorded it as a “High-Velocity Impact Event” and called an Uber to the nearest clinic.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

@Harry_Potter_0108/14/2011 08:33Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Toy_Story_Woody11/09/2000 00:15There is a joke in my boot!

@Pi_Mathematics12/23/2005 18:54Finding the patterns in the humor.

@RoboCop_9001/04/1995 02:57Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Numa_Numa_Guy03/17/1997 00:57Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Club_Penguin_Kid01/17/1999 21:24Waddle on over and read this!