2020 Classic: The Parasite (Oscars)

A movie about a basement won Best Picture. It really “sub-level”-ed my expectations for Hollywood.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

@WiFi_Zero_One09/06/2012 11:32Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Firewall_Wizard01/02/2006 17:43Letting this joke through the port.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/30/2011 20:36Super green! Hilarious!

@Beavis_Cornholio04/10/1997 21:44I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@IMVU_Chatter09/22/1995 13:013D laughs are the best!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular01/02/2004 04:10I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!