2017 Vintage: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My phone recorded it as a “High-Velocity Impact Event” and called an Uber to the nearest clinic. Part of the 53… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Reflex
2015 Classic: The 2015 Icon
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘Man Bun’ and checking their Instagram ‘Explore’ page. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 –… Read More »2015 Classic: The 2015 Icon
2014 Classic: The “Waves” Robin Schulz Remix
The chillest song of the year. I feel like I’m at a beach club even though I’m in a cubicle. Part of the 72 Observational… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Waves” Robin Schulz Remix
2014 Legacy: The X-Men
Days of Future Past: Quicksilver just moved so fast that the 70s actually looked cool for a second. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The X-Men
2014 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2014 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “Wagon Wheel”? Because Darius Rucker proved that a Hootie can definitely be a Country star. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get… Read More »2014 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Facebook IPO
Mark Zuckerberg is officially a billionaire. I’m officially still looking at photos of my ex’s new dog. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Facebook IPO
2012 Archive: The Call of Duty Shift
Why did half the boys look like zombies on a random Wednesday morning in November? It wasn’t a sudden flu; Black Ops II had launched… Read More »2012 Archive: The Call of Duty Shift
2010 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Mauro Fiore win? Because making a green screen look like a jungle is the most profitable magic trick in history. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Best Cinematography
2010 Vintage: Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”
Why was there whipped cream everywhere? Because 2010 pop music was 100% sugar, neon, and Snoop Dogg wearing a suit made of candy. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”